-- It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting.
-- A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
-- If you start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
-- Most laptops are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
-- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts,
your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one,
dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
-- After a person suffers a massive blow to the head, they will still be surprisingly good looking.
-- No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion,
volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-- Partnering police officers with their total opposites will always,
eventually, lead to buddy teams who share unbreakable bonds and gruff affection.
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