10. You look like a hooker I knew in Phoenix.
9. You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
8. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
7. You look just like my mama. I love my mama.
6. Gross! Somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
5. Hey, baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
4. So... is it safe to say I'm gonna get lucky tonight?
3. You'll do.
2. Wow! Are those real?
1. For a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much.
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