What kind of nuts you got?

Dad: What do you call it when you got nuts on your the wall?

Brother: Wall nuts.

Dad: Okay, what do you call it when you got nuts on your chest?

Brother: Chest nuts.

Dad: Alright, what do you call it when you got nuts on your chin?

Brother: uhhhhh.... Idk what?

Dad: A DICK IN YO MOUTH!

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