One is an insufferable smug bastard that acts and the other once had a [Bastards Act](http://books.google.com/books?id=lKAaAAAAYAAJ&pg=PA30&dq=bastards+scotland+act&hl=en&sa=X&ei=_JwcVKCLKvXIsATi6oG4DQ&ved=0CDcQ6AEwBA#v=onepage&q=bastards%20scotland%20act&f=false).
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