and a truckload of dead babies?
1.) You don't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork
2.) Bowling balls don't smell sexy
3.) I don't haul bowling balls for free
4.) I don't have to stop every 30 miles to fuck a bowling ball
5.) I don't have to move my hand to shift when hauling bowling balls
... and any more ya'll can think of XD
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