WHAT IS SEX?
HUSBAND: A minute of PLEASURE, then years of
PRESSURE!
WIFE: Moments of ECSTASY, followed by decades of
SLAVERY!
MISTRESS: Just stolen TIME, but never MINE!
HOOKER: NEXT!
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