A pancake that has fallen on the kitchen floor and you are very hungry for a
pancake, but when you pick the pancake up you find the gooey syrup and the
creamy butter are like flypaper and so your spongey, yummy pancake is covered in
lint, dustmites, a splotch of still-moist mustard from the night before, a
broken match, a dirty fingernail, and of course millions of squirming, pulsing
bacteria. Also: the pancake now smells like bellybutton, so you puke. But your
stomach is empty so you dry heave, and now the pancake is covered in your early
morning bile. Anyway, you're so hungry so you eat the pancake.
Man, that is totally gross.
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