First you gotta make eye from across the room. Then you gotta slowly walk over, limp a little and try not to break eye contact. Next, right before you get up to her, and this is the MOST important part (pay attention), trip and do a roll and land back on your feet. That way, from that point on, she will never know if you are telling the truth or not.
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