they will say
"Funny how these two people trying to get me to sleep alone and bunk together EVERY NIGHT.”
Took a twenty minute nap. She's looking at me like I wrote a bad check.
Mommy just asked daddy to do something and he said "I don't really feel like it." It was nice knowing you daddy rest in peace.
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