What i told my wife for mothers day...

I said baby you're so ABCDEFGHIJK. Then she said to me what does that mean. I told her it means
Amazing
Beautiful
Cunning
Dazzling
Elegant
Faithful
Gorgeous
Hot

She then said awe thanks so much but what does IJK mean.
I replied it means I'm Just Kidding.
I then was kicked out of the house.

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