What I learned today.

TIL that I am an ***[oxymoron](https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10647159_712672022139697_3700140360350286924_n.jpg?oh=c6c5f0ed1e43c56dbf70539181683eab&oe=5486D117)***.

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