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They both stick their raw meat into five year old buns. It's been almost 6...

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A little get together.

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Halloumi

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Rise up lights

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A mushroom!

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Give him a used tampon and ask him to determine the period.

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I wouldn't pay $10 to watch a garbanzo bean.

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He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to...