What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

What do you call...

A poultrygheist.

How do you call a...

With empathy, compassion, and honesty. Cancer is hard news, even for a camel.

What do you call...

Laughing stock. What do you call a grumpy cow? A Feminist

Why couldn't the...

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

When I was a kid,...

If I didn't wake up with a boner on Christmas, I wouldn't have anything to...

Why does your...

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed? Because he sleeps on a...

What smells funny?

Clown poo.

How many...

None because feminists can't change anything.

Why was the...

Why was the restaurant called Out of this World? Because it was full of...

Why are dolphins...

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man...