Jimbo is passing by Billy‘s barn one day when, through a crack between the doors, he sees Billy doing a striptease in front of a large green John Deere.
Slowly, Billy takes one strap of his overalls off. Billy nods his head towards the John Deere and removes his other strap of his overalls, letting them fall to the ground.
Billy then makes his best attempt at sensually pulling his t-shirt off and twirling it over his head.
Disturbed by what he's seen and not wanting to see anymore, Jimbo rushes in to stop Billy. Jimbo asks, "What in God's green Earth are you doing Billy?"
“Jesus Christ, Jimbo, you scared the Hell out of me,” says Billy, bright red with embarrassment.
“My wife and I have been have trouble in the bedroom", Billy explains, "and my therapist suggested that I do something sexy to a tractor."
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