You marry a lawyer..
She'll do you and then she'll sue you..
You marry a hooker..
She do others for money and screw you for free..
You marry a sick woman..
She'll do you and slowly flu you..
You marry a secret agent..
She'll do you and then she'll pew pew you..
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