What flavors of ice cream do you have? inquired the customer. Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate, answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, Do you have laryngitis? No.... replied the new waitress with some effort, just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate.
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