What exactly are cats?

1) Cats do whatever they want to do and when they want.
2) They can not, and will not listen to you.
3) They're completely unpredictable.
4) They whine a lot when they are anything but happy.
5) When you want to play, they just want to be left completely alone.
6) When you want to be all alone, they want to play with you a lot.
7) They expect you to be there for their every problem
8) They're extraordinarily moody.
9) They leave their hair absolutely everywhere.
10) They drive you completely insane...
Conclusion: They are women, but with furry coats