I date girls. I date the best girls. Everyone tells me how the girls I date are the best girls. People come up to me on the street, even muslim and hispanic people, and they tell me how I date the best girls. I'd date the best girls of any president in history. They'd be great, very good, very good girls. I've been told I date the best girls.
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