What do you call a quadriplegic in the swimming pool?
> Bob.
What do you call a quadriplegic at your doorstep?
> Matt.
What do you call a quadriplegic at the museum?
> Art.
What do you call a pair of quadriplegics in front of a window?
> Kurt and Rod.
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