What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

Why did the twins...

Because they shared genes!

What kind of...

Chubby 7th grade girls!

What do you get...

Crumfortably Numb!

Why are lilypads...

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

Why does Santa...

Because he only lets it out once a year.

what do you say...

what do you say to the god of death? Arya: Not Today!! Sean Bean: Oh, you...

What do a...

They both get a hard on when they find a gap in the fossil record.

How did the...

He worked it out with a pen.

Why can't you...

Because time will tell. Got this one from Bonzi Buddy long time ago

What did the...

Make me one with everything.