What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

What is a...

Vore, because it's all about consumption

Why did the girl...

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

What do you call...

A steam sale

What happens when...

You get your girl back, you get your truck back, you may even get your dog back.

What do you call...

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg? Irene

How are teenaged...

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse...

What do you call...

A knight in Charmin armor.

Why do we drive...

Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?

What's the...

A violin has strings. A fiddle has straaangs.

What goes in long...

A Stick of Gum...