What do you call a guy/girl with no arms and no legs jokes. (WDYCAGWNAANL)

Ok these are pretty common, so I'll start with a couple of standards and then add some I came up with.

WDYCAGWNAANL in a mailbox? Bill

WDYCAGWNAANL in front of a door? Matt

WDYCAGWNAANL in the water? Bob

WDYCAGWNAANL in a pile of leaves? Russel.

In a hole? Doug.

On a pile of dirt? Phil

Now a few of my own ( although others have probably figured these out too):

WDYCAGWNAANL on fire? Bernie

Dead? Mort or Mortie

With one remaining functional appendage? Randy.

Cheering for the red team? Fred

Buried in a mine cave-in? Cole

In a fire? It's Cole again!

Hanging from a tree? Bud

Hanging from a different tree? Leif

In a pile of hay? Rick

WDYCAGWNAANL who fell through the outhouse hole? Lou

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