What do retired people do to make their days interesting?

People frequently ask retired old folks like me, what
we do to make our days interesting.

Well,for example,The other day my wife and i went into town and visited a shop.
When we came out,there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said,"Come on man,how about giving a senior citizen a break?

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "asshole."
He glared at me ,and started writing another ticket,for having worn out tires.
So my wife called him a "Shithead".He finished the
second ticket,and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets,this went on
for about 20mins.
The more we abused him,the more he wrote. Just
then our bus arrived,and we got on it,and went home...

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
It's important at our age!