Gandhi's political power was born from his ultra modest means - but it came at a price. His feet were in terrible condition due to his insistence on wearing rough leather sandals. Hunger strikes weakened his immune system and he was very prone to illness, but in his moments of weakness, he is said to have had incredible visions. When he did eat, his diet was extremely poor, cursing him with life long bad breath.
Which, in summary, means he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis..!
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