5 scrawny junkies walk into a mob-owned whorehouse. They each get a prostitute and go to their respective rooms. After a bit, one of the junkies ODs and the prostitute informs her Madam of the unfortunate circumstances. Doing what a Madam does in such a situation, she calls the Mob and has them send a guy over to “fix” the “problem.”
So, things continue as normal until another one of the junkies ODs while with one of the prostitutes. Just as the other prostitute had, she informs her Madam. The Madam rolls her eyes and says, “So you’re telling me that 5 scrawny junkies were humping on my beds, 2 ODed and wound up dead.” So, The Madame called the Mobster and the Mobster said, “No more junkies humpin’ on the beds!”
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