Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Optimist: The glass is half full.
Engineer: The glass is two times larger than it needs to be.
Realist: The glass is half filled.
Therapist: I think that the glass should be viewed via various viewpoints.
Critic: The glass is fucking ugly.
Hipster: Wasn't this water obtained from a river? Too mainstream.
Feminist: The "glass is half full" vs "glass is half empty" debate is just another way, of men trying to overpower women. The fact that I have to answer a question from a male, and then have myself judged and labelled as something, dependant from my answer, is misogyny. Oh, and by the way, I was once raped by a glass that was filled 50% with water, so thanks for triggering my PTSD.
Opportunist: While you guys were arguing about the glass, I drank it!
Sadist: I poisoned it.
Masochist: I'm thirsty.
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