What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Why does being a...

Because everyone always aims for the chink in the armor.

What do you call...

A pun!

When you do a good

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case Heaven is like the IRS.

What kind of tea...

Amputee

Why did the...

Because it can't fly.

What do you call...

A pun!

When you do a good

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case Heaven is like the IRS.

What kind of tea...

Amputee

Why did the...

Because it can't fly.

What is the...

The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull meat out.

When you do a good

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case Heaven is like the IRS.

What kind of tea...

Amputee

Why did the...

Because it can't fly.

What is the...

The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull meat out.

What's the...

An old cat will bite and scratch, but a little pussy never hurt anybody.

What kind of tea...

Amputee

Why did the...

Because it can't fly.

What is the...

The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull meat out.

What's the...

An old cat will bite and scratch, but a little pussy never hurt anybody.

How many blondes...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Eleven, one to hold...

Why did the...

Because it can't fly.

What is the...

The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull meat out.

What's the...

An old cat will bite and scratch, but a little pussy never hurt anybody.

How many blondes...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Eleven, one to hold...

What Did The...

Are you really that stupid? Oranges can't talk.

What is the...

The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull meat out.

What's the...

An old cat will bite and scratch, but a little pussy never hurt anybody.

How many blondes...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Eleven, one to hold...

What Did The...

Are you really that stupid? Oranges can't talk.

Why don't orphans...

They don't know where home is!

What's the...

An old cat will bite and scratch, but a little pussy never hurt anybody.

How many blondes...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Eleven, one to hold...

What Did The...

Are you really that stupid? Oranges can't talk.

Why don't orphans...

They don't know where home is!

How many blondes...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Eleven, one to hold...

What Did The...

Are you really that stupid? Oranges can't talk.

Why don't orphans...

They don't know where home is!

What Did The...

Are you really that stupid? Oranges can't talk.

Why don't orphans...

They don't know where home is!

Why does being a...

Because everyone always aims for the chink in the armor.

Why don't orphans...

They don't know where home is!

Why does being a...

Because everyone always aims for the chink in the armor.

What do you call...

A pun!

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

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