What did the cryogenically frozen moviegoer say when a power surge caused the Pixar film they were watching to stop rolling at its most climactic moment, thereby somehow also causing their storage tank to begin losing stasis?
What did the cryogenically frozen moviegoer say when a power surge caused the Pixar film they were watching to stop rolling at its most climactic moment, thereby somehow also causing their storage tank to begin losing stasis?
"The suspended animation is killing me!"
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