The elephants are coming over the hill.
What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming over the hill wearing hats and sunglasses? (Most people say, "The elephants are coming over the hill wearing hats and sunglasses.) *Nope!* He didn't say anything b/c he couldn't see them. They were wearing clever disguises.
Have you ever seen elephants wearing hats and sunglasses?
They're pretty good disguises aren't they?
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