What did one lesbian vampire said to another lesbian vampite?

Same time next month.
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What did one ball said to the other ball?
Don't trust the guy in between us, he's a dick, and the guy behind is an asshole.
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Why was 6 jealous?
Because 7 8 9
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What did 6 say to 9? If there is ever a period in between us, I think we should 99

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