What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

What is the 2nd...

A. To find evidence of time travel. What is the worst reason to become a...

What's the...

You'll get crabs from the cheap one, and lobsters from the other. Heard this...

What's the...

Moving the bedpan out of the way.

Whodunit

A 90 year old man is having a checkup at his doctors office. The old man is...

Who is FAPMAN's...

The Stroker.

What's a...

Comet.

How do you make a...

Refuse to pay her

How many Roman...

How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, one...

What do you call...

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What do you get...

A full set of teeth.