"After giving it a substantial amount of thought and discussing it with my advisors, I've decided against it. I mean, I'd love to, and I appreciate those who'd support me, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to take the stress mentally- and physically."
After being asked what physical stress he'd experience, he responded:
"I don't think I'd be able to handle that much running."
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