What Children Say VIII

Dear God,
The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an ark on dry land, you fool". But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do. – Eddie

Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want You to know but I am not just saying that because You are God already. – Charles

Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool! – Eugene

Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? – Jane

Dear God,
I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me. Love, Allison

Dear God,
Are you really invisible or is that a trick? – Lucy

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