What are your favorite "No arms, no legs" jokes?

In case you don't know the format, here's a few examples.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pond?
Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pot?
Stu.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Rustle.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs no head and no torso?
Dick.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pothole?
Phil.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a barbershop floor?
Harry.

Etc etc... Share you favorites!

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