One windy late night in Chicago, in the top of a high-rise building, was a bar. This bar had windows all around. The only people there were the bartender and one customer.
A man walks in, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. The first customer says to him, "I bet you $100 that I can jump out that window and the air will blow me back in."
"You're crazy," says the second man. "I'll take your money now, and you show me."
So the first man lays a hundred dollar bill on the counter, goes over to the window. He jumps out and the wind blows him back in.
"Wow!" says the second man.
"Okay," says the first man. "Double or nothing, I do it again." The second man agrees. The first man lays down $200. He goes over to the window and jumps out. The wind blows him back in.
"Hey! That's amazing!" says the second man. "I want to try that. I bet you $500 that I can jump out and the wind will blow me back in."
"Okay, put your money down and do it," says the first man.
The second man lays his money down, goes over to the window, jumps out and falls to his death.
As the first man is collecting his money and is leaving the bar, the bartender says to him, "You know, you can be a real asshole sometimes, Superman."
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