We've got an aviary at home, Sadly one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to 80's music.

Haunted Hotel Room 2

A man walks into a hotel and asks for a room. The guy behind the counter...

How does Darth...

He's force fed.

Country Music...

A medical student was in the morgue one day after classes, getting a little...

Buttons

If men and women had buttons, a man's button panel would look like... A...

What's your...

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."...

Why did the...

He was way too autistic for his own good.

How do you sell a...

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

When I was in...

I responded with "Poppa"..... "then get over here and suck mommas dick"

Stealing Guns

Homosassa, Florida. A man went into a hardware store to apply for a job....

Balanced person

My mother-in-law is a well balanced person. She's got a chip on BOTH...