...but have you ever heard of his somewhat less famous contemporary, Aristartle? He has a famous quote:
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertaAAAAAHHHH!! Oh, my Zeus! Fuck! Sorry, sorry. I thought I saw a cyclops."
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