On a transcontinental flight, the plane started to go down. The flight attendant gets on the intercom and announces that there is too much weight on the plane. She says "we will be throwing people off the plane in alphabetical order according to race".
The black family looks over at the mexican family and the white family next to them and starts to sweat.
The black child looks up at his father and says "daddy, aren't we black and African American?". The father quickly responds "Hell no! The beaners and crackers are the first to go because today we're niggers".
Alternate ending: The mexican dad and white dad start laughing and say to each other "poor nigger thinks that us wetbacks and whiteys are going first"
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