You know what? Everybody is screwed these days.
In the office, you're screwed if you don't do you're job well.
At home, You're screwed if you don't listen to your parents.
At school/college, You're screwed by many- Teachers, bullies, the principal etc...
And they say we're all screwed on December 21st 2012!
But, these things don't bother me. The one thing that makes me mad is when I'm looking for a virgin and they're ALL screwed!
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