Went to shave my beard but decided not to, the longer I keep it, the more it grows on me.

My dick is like...

If it extends, I'm not going anywhere until it retracts.

Repeat

Banana Banana Banana Knock-Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who?...

So a hunter

made a deal with his wife that if he catches a bear, she would field clean...

What do you call...

Attempted murder.

Just because a...

Just because a doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows...

How do you keep...

A lazy fair policy :)

Why did the pop...

To get out of this town.

The Apple

What's worse than taking a bite out of an apple and finding a worm?...

Q: How many members

Q: How many members of the Pakistan cricket team does it take to change a...

Party in the kingdom

In a kingdom far far away, and a long long time ago, a party was being...