Went to a restaurant last night and the waitress had a black eye. I ordered slow and made sure to speak clearly.

I like my women...

"Almost there."

Watermelon patch

There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he...

2 Hunters from...

After no luck 2 hunter from the Bronx decided to get back to their car and...

did you see Iran...

I heard they played like Shiate'

Hyena

A man using a crutch hops into a bar. As he sat in the bar with one leg...

What do you call...

irrelephant

Guilty?

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:...

Gravity is such a...

She goes down on everything

You've heard this...

They start talking about getting home and they are concerned their wives will...

I'm a Mexican...

Call me Juan Punch