There was a man named John, who had a girlfriend named Wendy. They had been together for five years; finally he picked the perfect night and proposed to her. She happily accepted and they began planning their wedding.
John decided to get a tattoo of his new bride-to-be's name on his penis. Now, when it was erect, you could see her full name, "Wendy". However, when it was flaccid, you could only see "Wy".
After their wedding day, they flew to a nude beach in Jamaica. While they were sunning on the beach, Wendy asks her new husband if he will go get her a drink from the martini bar. John obliges and walks up to the bartender. He notices that the bartender's penis also says "Wy" on it.
"WOW!" John exclaimed. "Your wife's name must be Wendy, too!" "No, no, no, mon," explains the bartender. "Mine say 'Welcome to Jamaica, enjoy your stay!"
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