A Jamaican man and his girlfriend of four weeks decide to take it to the bedroom for the first time. Both excited, they run off and get right into it when she notices he has a tattoo. She gasps and says "What the fuck is that? Why do you have 'Wendy' tattooed on your cock?". Puzzled, the man looks down and replies "Oh, its a little cold. Its supposed to say 'Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day!'"
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