Welcome to Hell!

A man dies one day and is sent to Hell, where the Devil is waiting for him. The Devil leads the man to a wooden door and tells the man to head on in. The man goes inside and is greeted by endless bottles of beer and gorgeous women surrounding him. "What gives? I thought Hell was all about torture and damnation." The man asks, to which the Devil replies "Oh it is, you see the bottles of beer have holes in the bottom and the women don't."

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