#1 At a Gift shop Counter
'"My One and only" Valentine cards,
Is now available in Multi-packs!!'
#2 At a Washing Machine in a Washers
'When Finished, Please Remove Pants'
#3 At a Handdryer in a Toilet
'Warning: Please do not operate this machine with wet hands!'
#4 At a Highway beside a river
'Warning: Road closed due to flood if you don't see this sign!'
#5 At a Repair Shop
Sign at door: 'We repair anything!'
Sign at bell: 'Sorry, Bell broken."
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