A guy on his wedding night in the hotel says to his new wife "geez, I never realized you had such big breasts."
The wife gets all upset and throws him out.
While he is sitting in the hall another guy comes out down the hall. "What happened?" asks the first man.
"Well" replies the other "I first saw my new wife naked tonight, and all I said was "Geez, I didn't realize you had such a big Butt..." then she threw me out.
Just then a third guy comes storming out into the hall.
"Hey" says the second guy "Did you put your foot in it as well?"
"No" says the third guy, "But I bloody well could have."
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