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IN CASE YOU THOUGHT THAT WE KNEW EVERYTHING AND THE REST WAS JUST DETAILS1. In the beginning there was nothing, then something went wrong.[Murphy's Law] 2. The empty set contains and is contained within all other sets.[Fibonacci's Rule] 3. Universe has no plural. 4. Space is nothing. 5. Time is an abstraction. 6. Energy is the opposite of mass. 7. Energy is not effected by gravity. 8. In order for two points to exist, a third point must exist between them. 9. Less than enough is not sufficient, more than enough is not necessary. 10.Enough is a finite quantity. 11.That which has been done is not impossible. 12.Pythagoras trisected an angle. 13.Mathematics is a set of languages providing different ways to describe reality. 14.Statistical norms are not real integers even when they are whole numbers. 15.A line representing a continuous function contains no discrete elements. 16.A "Field" is a continuous static structure extending to infinity. 17."Field Lines" are mathematical constructs having no existence. 18.Reality is what it is irrespective of description. 19.Ptolomy was believed because his math was correct and it worked. 20.The "Plane of the Elliptic" is perpendicular to and centered upon the Barycenter of the Solar System (or any other system). 21.All orbits are planes of ecliptic. 22.The eccentricity of an orbit is proportional to the deviation from the perpendicular to the path of the center of mass. [Kepler's 4th Law] 23.The Earth does not revolve around the Sun, the Sun and the Earth revolve around the center of mass. 24.There is no error in the orbit of Mercury. 25.A measured value is the sum of its contributing elements. 26.The specific computed values of the elements do not change the measured sum. 27.The measured gravity of the Sun was the same after Einstein as before. 28.The bending of light observed near a star is thermal reflection, a mirage. 29.Velocity is measured at two different times, not on two different objects. 30.A zero based measurement is required to know the value of measured variables. 31.The "Aberration of Light" is the same in a column of water as it is in a column of air. 32. The velocity of light is constant in all media. 33. The aberration of light is a measure of the Earth's absolute velocity. 34. Light is a spherical wave containing no particles. 35. The outside of a wave has more degrees of freedom than the middle, the inside has fewer. 36. As a wave expands outward from its' source, it expands outward from its' middle, a red shift. 37. The further away it is, the greater the red shift, coming or going.38. The energy required to operate a mechanism increases with velocity while the available energy decreases.39. There is nothing new here, it's all old stuff. You must get the old stuff right before you can benefit from the new. D.MURPHY - HCEZJCIA

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