I woke up one morning knowing I was going to have a bad day.
I went to put on my shirt, but when i picked it up, one of the buttons fell off. When i went to put on my pants the button fell off of them too. I went downstairs to eat my breakfast, my toast fell off the plate. By then i was getting very frustrated. I picked up my brief case, and as you have guessed by now, something fell off.
I decided to walk to work. When I got in I told my boss, "I've really got to use the bathroom."
He said, "Why didn't you use it at home?"
I replied, "Because everything I touched, something fell off so I'm afraid."
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