One night a guy is sitting at a bar and keeps glancing at his
watch. A hot blonde girl walks up and sits at the bar. She
says,"Is your watch broken?" he replies,"No, it's a
state-of-the-art watch that uses brain waves to talk to me
telepathicly. Right now its telling me your not wearing any
panties." The girl giggled."Your watch must be broken, because I
am wearing panties right now."she says."Shit!"he says,"It must
be an hour fast."
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