John was so proud of his son for being the first one from their town to ever go to college. At the mill John would brag, "My boy is the smartest this town has ever seen!"
The boy returned after his first semester from college. The town gathered amazed at the boy prodigy. "Go on, son, tell 'em something smart. Tell 'em what you learned at college." John said proudly.
The boy was a bit nervous. But remembering his math class he weakly said, "Ah... pi r squared."
John looked down in disappointment. He buried his face in his hands and said, "Oh, son... everyone knows pies are round!"
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